Even before the platform rebranded as X, the funniest Twitter accounts mastered the art of delivering laughs, one 280-character zinger at a time
20 Funniest Twitter Accounts to Follow on X
Updated on Jun. 24, 2025
X (formerly Twitter) remains one of the funniest places on the internet—and let’s be honest, we could all use a good laugh every now and then. People are candid, witty and unapologetically themselves, making for some truly stellar content. You may have chuckled at the funniest tweets on the internet and even flooded your partner’s phone with funny relationship tweets. But if you’re looking for consistent laughs, the funniest Twitter accounts are where it’s at.
These accounts have racked up thousands—or even millions—of followers for a reason. There’s a joke for everyone about everything from friendship and exercise to a spin on parenting woes. Some are regular folks who just happen to be hilarious. Others? Brands that have nailed the art of being funny online. Scroll on for the funniest Twitter accounts that will brighten up your feed.
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God
Follow: @god
In the beginning, there was nothing…
Then I said “let there be light”.Now there was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
— God (@god) November 10, 2024
Simon Holland
Follow: @simoncholland
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid’s birthday party where everyone coughs.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 27, 2024
James Breakwell
Follow: @XplodingUnicorn
It was kind of Facebook Messenger to remind me that, on this day three years ago, my wife sent me a picture of Tupperware from the store. Truly a moment I’ll treasure forever.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2024
Chipotle
Follow: @ChipotleTweets
many of u have not had chipotle yet today and it shows
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) April 25, 2025
Joan Cornellà
Follow: @sirjoancornella
— Joan Cornellà (@sirjoancornella) May 1, 2025
Thoughts of Dog
Follow: @dog_feelings
stealing a sock from the laundry: easy. childish. been done many times before
stealing a sock directly from the human’s foot: brave. daring. immediately in the history books
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 25, 2023
Fact Retriever
Follow: @factretriever
Moons can have moons, and they are called “moonmoons.”
— Fact Retriever (@factretriever) February 24, 2025
James
Follow: @CaucasianJames
look how simple life is when u don’t have to pay rent https://t.co/8juTIoYRYF
— James (@CaucasianJames) January 31, 2024
The Onion
Follow: @TheOnion
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 14, 2025
Big Ben
Follow: @big_ben_clock
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
— Big Ben (@big_ben_clock) July 12, 2023
Harrison Weinreb
Follow: @harriweinreb
My thumb is jacked compared to my other fingers
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) February 24, 2025
Pourmecoffee
Follow: @pourmecoffee
My relationship with my iPhone has entered a really unhealthy stage with the frequency of “Your passcode is required to enable Face ID” prompts.
This is the “We need to talk” Post-It Note on the fridge death knell.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 17, 2025
Preschool Gems
Follow: @PreschoolGems
“You’re never old enough to marry a burger.”
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) October 25, 2024
MoonPie
Follow: @MoonPie
Yeah some MoonPies squeal when you bite them but it’s a fun thing don’t be weird about it
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) January 20, 2023
David Hughes
Follow: @david8hughes
Can someone who is good at the computer make a graph explaining why dinosaurs didn’t just move out the way of the asteroid.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 6, 2025
SparkNotes
Follow: @SparkNotes
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be shunned by the landed gentry for having ideas above my station
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) August 14, 2024
Tim Siedell
Follow: @badbanana
A solar eclipse makes me feel small and insignificant, like I’m not the center of the universe. Which is why I refused to look at it.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 8, 2024
Wendy’s
Follow: @Wendys
100 fries vs. 1 girlfriend who said she wasn’t hungry
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) April 30, 2025
Charmin
Follow: @Charmin
Leave The Door Open. One of our favorites songs, yet most disturbing bathroom habit. #GRAMMYs #SOTY
— Charmin (@Charmin) April 4, 2022
Ryan Reynolds
Follow: @VancityReynolds
Actual shark > Baby Shark
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 8, 2021
With the funniest Twitter accounts on your reading roster, you’ll have a well-honed sense of humor in no time. The next order of business: Collect the funniest, most relatable tweets and share them with your circle. Remember, a good laugh is just a follow away.
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