Feeling Goofy? When you wish upon a star, you get these kid-friendly, laugh-out-loud Disney jokes.
25 Disney Jokes That Will Give You a Good Laugh
Updated on Jun. 05, 2025
So the Disney World trip is over, the mouse ears are packed away and your suitcase is half full of souvenirs (plus a touch of post-Disney blues). But don’t worry, the magic doesn’t have to end there. We’ve got some of the funniest Disney jokes and puns to keep the pixie dust flying. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just love a good laugh, these Disney jokes will have you smiling and humming “It’s a Small World” before you know it.
Read ahead for some of our favorite kid-friendly (and often incredibly corny) Disney jokes about your favorite princesses and other characters from the House of Mouse. We sneaked a couple of Marvel– and Star Wars–themed jokes in there too (because, hey, those are Disney properties now too)!
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Classic Disney jokes
- Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands!
- What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
- Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
The secondhand store!
- Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
He heard he might get a hole-in-one!
- Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
So he could visit Pluto!
- Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
He always has a hunch!
Disney jokes fit for a princess
- Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
- Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
- Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
- Why is Gaston the smartest Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
- What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
Someday, my prints will come!
- Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes?
Ra-puns-el.
Marvel Disney jokes
- Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
- How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
With a magic Wanda!
- Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
MC Hammer!
- I just had an encounter with the God of Mischief. It was Loki terrifying!
Star Wars Disney jokes
- What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
R2-Detour!
- What does The Child from The Mandalorian write in his Valentine’s cards?
Baby Yoda one for me!
- Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8!
- Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi!
Funny Disney puns
- What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
It was glove at first sight!
- What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
Turn down for Walt!
- What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
Hello, it’s Smee!
- A man went to see the doctor and exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help. Some mornings, I wake up thinking I’m Mickey Mouse, and other times, I think I’m Donald Duck!”
The doctor nodded. “I see. And how long have you been having these Disney spells?” - If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism.
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