These funny warning labels make us question our faith in humanity. Warning: Do not read this post while unconscious.
20 Stupid Warning Labels That Will Make You Feel Like a Genius
Updated on May 23, 2025
Warning label on a wheelbarrow:
Not intended for highway use.
You have to buy the high-end model to get the wheelbarrow up to 65 mph.
Warning label on a baby stroller:
Remove child before folding.
OK, who tried to fold up the stroller before taking their baby out?
Warning label on a thermometer:
Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.
You would think that this goes without saying.
Warning label on a Chipotle truck:
Drivers do not carry burritos.
Don’t try to flag them down for a snack during your road trip.
Warning label on an electric drill:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
It’s recommended that you don’t try dental procedures at home.
Warning label on a takeout coffee cup:
Avoid pouring on the crotch area.
When this happens, it’s typically a coffee accident, but thanks for the warning.
Warning label on a jet ski:
Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.
Has someone really tried that?!
Warning label on a bottle of dog medication:
May cause drowsiness. Use care when operating a car.
Don’t worry, Fido doesn’t even have his driver’s license.
Warning label on a dishwasher:
Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.
Would they even fit?
Warning label on a box of rat poison:
Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Well, we want the poison to kill them, so I guess in this case cancer is OK.
Warning label on a vanishing ink marker:
It should not be used for signing checks or any legal documents.
Sometimes the vanishing ink marker is the only thing around when you need to sign something.
Warning label on an iron-on shirt pattern:
Do not iron while wearing the shirt.
That does seem like the most convenient way to do it, but it would be pretty painful.
Warning label on a Razor scooter:
This product moves when used.
Thanks, that’s why I bought it.
Warning label on a package of fireplace logs:
Risk of fire.
Yeah, we know.
Warning label on a fishing hook:
Harmful if swallowed.
We’re trying to hook fish, not humans.
Warning label on a can of pepper spray:
May irritate eyes.
I would hope so.
Warning label on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
Sometimes fixing the printer is so frustrating that the only thing you can do is start eating its parts.
Warning label on a letter opener:
Safety goggles recommended.
How aggressively are people opening their letters?
Warning label on a bar of soap:
Use like regular soap.
How do you use not-regular soap?
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